That Sparkle paper towel commercial is so sad. Bless them for trying.
"Do you really want a paper towel that picks up bowling balls?"
I see where you’re going with this, but I don’t need your practically toilet paper paper towels.
Not gonna lie, I cry every time Goku dies at the end of the Cell saga.
The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
“Everything seems to erupt at once. The earth explodes into showers of dirt and plant matter. Trees burst into flames. Even the sky fills with brightly colored blossoms of light. I can’t think why the sky’s being bombed until I realize the Gamemakers are shooting off fireworks up there, while the real destruction occurs on the ground. Just in case it’s not enough fun watching the obliteration of the arena and the remaining tributes. Or perhaps to illuminate our gory ends.”
Google+ may be extremely annoying, but this little guy is adorable
“Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.”
My sister took my Debit card without me knowing and I went to buy a monster but I realized I didnt have any money and I got upset, mostly upset with her so I left. Apparantly a guy behind me felt bad and bought it for me and the cashier brought it to me in the break room. I was so thankful omg.